Tuesday, August 14, 2007

from a southern chick... "holla!!"

one of my boss's favorite conversation piece at lunch is how they have AMERICANIZED me since i've arrived her! bless her heart, i've heard this story to death!! and without risking being impolite, i smile whenever she tells this story but seriously! how much can a person change in 18 mths right??

a quiz i took at work today, totally magnified that fact!

1. How do you pronounce Aunt?
Like the word want
Like the word ant
Like the word caught
I pronounce them all the same
RESULT:


2. How do you pronounce caramel?
Two syllables ("car-ml")
Three syllables ("car-a-mel")
Either
Don't know
RESULT:


3. How do you pronounce creek?
Rhymes with meek
Rhymes with kick
Either
Don't know
RESULT:


4. How do you pronounce the second syllable in pajamas?
Rhymes with jam
Rhymes with father
Either
Don't know
RESULT:


5. How do you pronounce route?
Rhymes with clout
Rhymes with toot
Either
Don't know
RESULT:


6. Do you pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way?
Yes
No
No answer
Don't know
RESULT:


7. How do you address a group of people?
You all
Youse
You'uns, yins
Y'all
RESULT:


8. What kind of sale is it on the front lawn?
Rummage sale
Tag sale
Yard sale
Garage sale
RESULT:


9. What's that long sandwich with lots of cold cuts and toppings?
Sub
Hoagie
Grinder
Hero
RESULT:


10. What's the tiny lobster that crawls around in creek bottoms?
Crawfish
Crayfish
Crawdad
I don't know
RESULT:


11. What do you call gym shoes?
Sneakers
Tennis shoes
Gymshoes
Runnning shoes
RESULT:


12. What is spread onto the tops of cakes?
Frosting
Icing
Don't know
No answer
RESULT:


13. What's that road along an Interstate highway?
Frontage road
Service road
Access road
Feeder
RESULT:


14. What do you put groceries in?
Bag
Sack
Poke
No answer
RESULT:


15. Where might you get water in a public building?
Water fountain
Drinking fountain
Bubbler
No answer
RESULT:


16. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
Soda
Coke
Pop
Soft drink
RESULT:


17. What's it called when you throw toilet paper over a house?
TP'ing
Toilet papering
Rolling
Papering
RESULT:


18. What's the night before Halloween called?
I don't use any word for this
Devil's night
Mischief night
Cabbage night
RESULT:


19. What's a drive through liquor store called?
I haven't heard of any such thing, or none of the below
Brew thru
Beverage barn
Party barn
RESULT:


20. What's that bug that rolls into a ball when you touch it? (NOTE: This is not a doodle bug (ant lion), which is the larvae of Myrmeleontidae spp.)
Roly poly
Pillbug
Potato bug
Sow bug
RESULT:

wish i could tell my bosslady... "i love you to bit but aiyor.. can don't keep telling the same story?? I buay-tahan!!" *whoops* 

4 comments:

  1. have u REALLY been amelicanlised?! hahaha...wait till ur boss comes to sing-ga-pour.

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  2. have i told you about the horrifying experience of me watching the live broadcast of Miss Banana Boat Tropicana 2007(the sunscreen!) held in Vegas.. man i was so proud when there was a miss singapore..
    and she came on stage and introduced herself and said "Sing- Ga- Porh!!" exactly like how i spelt it. loud and clear.. =(

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  3. omg. chao ah lian lor...confirm de. "hi, i'm ms banana boat tropicana wanna-be and i'm from sing-gak-por". lol~ gak-por in teochew is frog/toad leh=D

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  4. she didn't look half as bad though!! and surprisingly, she, Miss HK and Miss (somewhere else in Asia) was top ten..
    p.s. Miss HK won! but Miss HK sounded angmoh in the first place..

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